Thursday, January 10, 2008

technology haikus.

on robots.
i tremble in fear
when metal footsteps draw near.

magnet gun, PROTECT!

(a.t.)

on mousepads.

not sure if this counts

as technology, but i
am opposed to mice.
(a.t.)

on software.

there is nothing plush
about metallic cds

rubbing against flesh.

(a.t.)

on "i".

iif i isee

inother item iwill

instantly ignite.
(a.t.)

on cell-phones.

zack morris died from

lugging around a cell-boat
thanks, technology.
(a.t.)

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