Sunday, November 23, 2008

These are the questions that haunt me

Is it such a crime
to forfeit all dignity
and save the carpet?

All things considered

So I drank my own
vomit.  Big deal.  Could be worse.
Could be frito pie.

Monday, November 3, 2008

another voting haiku

go vote tomorrow!
or shut the f up for the
next 4 years, got it?