falalalala-
fels with hummus and garlic
paste are festive, right?
dad, why does this toy
have blood, hair, and crime scene tape
all over it? dad?
remember, never
confuse stockings with stalkings.
now, leggings are cool.
according to the
santa clause, bearded men's laps
are ok for now.
'twas the night before
big j's birthday. he got drunk
and unleashed a plague.
