Even More Economic Haiku

Two coworkers just left

By "left" I mean "fuckin sacked"

I know that I'm next.

If my market dies

I can probably sell crack

No rich folks for coke.

Third-world status cash

Taxpayers bailing out fat cats

Worse off than our 'rents

Self Immolation

for bankers makes me smile

Dollars are kindling

economic haikus

supply and demand
go hand in hand together
unless it's canned farts

seven billion bucks
for bailing flailing lenders.
hello, canada.

emo kids today
confuse 'the great depression'
with a damn good time.