meat haikus

on ham.
tasty, tasty ham,
are you offended by Spam,
your bastard offspring?
(a.t.)

on steak.
i wish i could eat
you every night and day.
i would marry you.
(a.t.)

on porkchops.
if i were jewish,
i would not discriminate.
nevermind kosher.
(a.t.)

on ribs.
i have been tempted
to remove and grill my own.
doctors disapprove.
(a.t.)