'ey pretty lady
iz you pregnant? cuz day-um!
thicky thicky thick!
yo, i 'pologize:
i'm sorry 4 misusin'
yo colon like that.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Friday, February 8, 2008
animal haikus.
on zebras
black and white stripes make
horses look like referees.
i stole syllables.
on chimpanzees
opposable thumbs
put to good use by flinging
feces (nanner poop).
on cows
no matter how hard
i try, i can't resist beef.
this is a moot point.
on unicorns
i am outraged and
opposed to ponies who get
plastic surgery.
on ferrets
not sure what to think
of elongated rodents.
rats can mate with snakes?
black and white stripes make
horses look like referees.
i stole syllables.
on chimpanzees
opposable thumbs
put to good use by flinging
feces (nanner poop).
on cows
no matter how hard
i try, i can't resist beef.
this is a moot point.
on unicorns
i am outraged and
opposed to ponies who get
plastic surgery.
on ferrets
not sure what to think
of elongated rodents.
rats can mate with snakes?
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