extraterrestrial haikus.

on a recent ufo sighting.
went to stephenville,
looking for a u.f.o.
only found cow flop.
(a.t.)

on alien existence.
aliens exist!
i swear! look man! i have proof!
this probe is itchy.
(a.t.)

on rescue.
sigourney weaver,
i beseech you! please save us
from martian outlaws!
(a.t.)

on regional demeanor.
outerspace beings
from uranus are a bunch
of spacious assholes.
(a.t.)

on alien literature.
martian of venice
was shakespeare's private project.
so was ham(l)E.T.
(a.t.)

on wookies.
if wookies really
exist, we are in for some
large piles of crap.
(a.t.)