Saturday, January 12, 2008

i-35 haikus


(most of these ended up being about me peeing in a bottle on the road...
i'm sorry).


on the urge to relieve myself.
bumpy highway stretch
causes some pee to come out.
where is that bottle?
(a.t.)

on bad highway bathroom manners.
why am i gun-shy?
it's the trucker staring down
from his big rig.
(a.t.)

on waco, tx.
Jesus on Brazos
Waco needs a wakeup call
Jesus on Jose
(a.t.)

on west, tx.
yo, czech this out, son.
the town of West lies east of
i-thirty five, yo.
(a.t.)

on alternative road rage methods.
hey, you, S.U.V.
thanks for cutting me off, ass.
here comes my piss can.
(a.t.)




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