word

thanks andrew for this
invitation to haikus.
abracadabra.

What was that band called?

God, they were just so awesome

Oh, yeah!  Soul II Soul

Testing one two three

Can I post a haiku now?

Alright.  Let's do this.

indian food haikus

i would subscribe to
Masala Monthly if the
pages were flavored.

naan a naan a naan
naan a naan a naan a naan
a gettin' jiggy.

lentils finally
get the respect they deserve.
let's build a daal house.

so many spices,
so many samosas...(moan)
no, that's just chutney.

state fair of texas haikus.

oh, big tex, you cad.
the statue of liberty
spilled all of the beans.

sea of vomit, ahhh!
spinny rides are for dumb kids!
sea of vomit, ahhh!

cotton candy and
turkey leg residue cause
me to eat fingers

turkey leg for brunch,
turkey leg for lunch. turkey
legs, turkey legs, munch!

sea of vomit, ahhh!
far too many turkey legs!
sea of vomit, munch!?

Even More Economic Haiku

Two coworkers just left

By "left" I mean "fuckin sacked"

I know that I'm next.

If my market dies

I can probably sell crack

No rich folks for coke.

Third-world status cash

Taxpayers bailing out fat cats

Worse off than our 'rents

Self Immolation

for bankers makes me smile

Dollars are kindling

economic haikus

supply and demand
go hand in hand together
unless it's canned farts

seven billion bucks
for bailing flailing lenders.
hello, canada.

emo kids today
confuse 'the great depression'
with a damn good time.