Thursday, October 2, 2008

state fair of texas haikus.

oh, big tex, you cad.
the statue of liberty
spilled all of the beans.

sea of vomit, ahhh!
spinny rides are for dumb kids!
sea of vomit, ahhh!

cotton candy and
turkey leg residue cause
me to eat fingers

turkey leg for brunch,
turkey leg for lunch. turkey
legs, turkey legs, munch!

sea of vomit, ahhh!
far too many turkey legs!
sea of vomit, munch!?

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