a voting haiku

you can vote early,
or vote on november 4th.
just get off your ass.

duty.

turtle heads popping
are warning signs... nevermind.
oops, i crapped myself.

a brief haiku

what's up with undie
technology? stench defense?
what's up with that, hanes?

Lycra is not your friend

Summer's Eve got it

wrong.  Tropical Rain?  No, thanks

I'll take Frito Pie

High stakes game

I'll see your ironic
love of Dio. Raise you
my genuine one

Boomer Sooner!

Is that a longhorn

I spy on your tee? Uh-oh

Bad weekend for you

They say that girls should

not write haikus.  I say that's

Matsuo bullshit.

word

thanks andrew for this
invitation to haikus.
abracadabra.

What was that band called?

God, they were just so awesome

Oh, yeah!  Soul II Soul

Testing one two three

Can I post a haiku now?

Alright.  Let's do this.

indian food haikus

i would subscribe to
Masala Monthly if the
pages were flavored.

naan a naan a naan
naan a naan a naan a naan
a gettin' jiggy.

lentils finally
get the respect they deserve.
let's build a daal house.

so many spices,
so many samosas...(moan)
no, that's just chutney.

state fair of texas haikus.

oh, big tex, you cad.
the statue of liberty
spilled all of the beans.

sea of vomit, ahhh!
spinny rides are for dumb kids!
sea of vomit, ahhh!

cotton candy and
turkey leg residue cause
me to eat fingers

turkey leg for brunch,
turkey leg for lunch. turkey
legs, turkey legs, munch!

sea of vomit, ahhh!
far too many turkey legs!
sea of vomit, munch!?