on zebras
black and white stripes make
horses look like referees.
i stole syllables.
on chimpanzees
opposable thumbs
put to good use by flinging
feces (nanner poop).
on cows
no matter how hard
i try, i can't resist beef.
this is a moot point.
on unicorns
i am outraged and
opposed to ponies who get
plastic surgery.
on ferrets
not sure what to think
of elongated rodents.
rats can mate with snakes?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment