a voting haiku

you can vote early,
or vote on november 4th.
just get off your ass.

duty.

turtle heads popping
are warning signs... nevermind.
oops, i crapped myself.

a brief haiku

what's up with undie
technology? stench defense?
what's up with that, hanes?

Lycra is not your friend

Summer's Eve got it

wrong.  Tropical Rain?  No, thanks

I'll take Frito Pie

High stakes game

I'll see your ironic
love of Dio. Raise you
my genuine one

Boomer Sooner!

Is that a longhorn

I spy on your tee? Uh-oh

Bad weekend for you

They say that girls should

not write haikus.  I say that's

Matsuo bullshit.