on robots.i tremble in fear
when metal footsteps draw near.
magnet gun, PROTECT!
(a.t.)
on mousepads.
not sure if this counts
as technology, but i
am opposed to mice.
(a.t.)
on software.
there is nothing plush
about metallic cds
rubbing against flesh.
(a.t.)
on "i".
iif i isee
inother item iwill
instantly ignite.
(a.t.)
on cell-phones.
zack morris died from
lugging around a cell-boat
thanks, technology.
(a.t.)
