Wednesday, December 24, 2008

a few christmas flavored haikus.














falalalala-
fels with hummus and garlic
paste are festive, right?

dad, why does this toy
have blood, hair, and crime scene tape
all over it? dad?

remember, never
confuse stockings with stalkings.
now, leggings are cool.

according to the
santa clause, bearded men's laps
are ok for now.

'twas the night before
big j's birthday. he got drunk
and unleashed a plague.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

These are the questions that haunt me

Is it such a crime
to forfeit all dignity
and save the carpet?

All things considered

So I drank my own
vomit.  Big deal.  Could be worse.
Could be frito pie.

Monday, November 3, 2008

another voting haiku

go vote tomorrow!
or shut the f up for the
next 4 years, got it?

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

a voting haiku

you can vote early,
or vote on november 4th.
just get off your ass.

Monday, October 13, 2008

duty.

turtle heads popping
are warning signs... nevermind.
oops, i crapped myself.

a brief haiku

what's up with undie
technology? stench defense?
what's up with that, hanes?